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This Comedian’s College Survival Trick Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

This comedian’s college survival trick will have you rolling with laughter. He figured out what he thought was the perfect solution to getting around all that required reading. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear and learn all about his tactic for outsmarting the professors.

An education is something that is never truly complete. Regardless of how many degrees or certificates someone may or may not have, they will still not know all that there is to know. There will always be more facts, figures and knowledge available. It’s impossible to know everything, and anyone who says otherwise is either badly mistaken or incredibly naïve.

Most people, after graduating from high school, will go on to further their education in some way. For many people, that means college. Now, as those who have attended college for any amount of time know, college is a big step from high school. The amount of work and time required to be successful in the classroom increases significantly. College courses will be challenging and, to be honest, that’s the way it should be because when something is difficult, that’s when there’s growth.

However, in a clip posted on YouTube, one comedian, Dennis Regan, realized he would have to up his game. However, he did not want to do all the assigned reading, but he didn’t want the professors to know he didn’t do the work. So, instead, he came up with a hilarious, foolproof way to trick the professors into thinking he might have done the reading.

“So, in college, I needed a different strategy, a different tactic, because I didn’t want to study or do the assignments or anything like that,” he said. So, I’d come up with smart questions that would make me sound smart to the teachers, you know?”

He then gives an example of a question he might have asked in class. His long, drawn-out question involves him saying nearly every six- or seven-syllable word in existence. It may not have made any sense, but it sounded good.

Proverbs 18:15 “The heart of the man of good sense gets knowledge; the ear of the wise is searching for knowledge.”

Greg Warren’s Hysterical Takedown of Hotel Email Follow-Ups

Greg Warren gave a hysterical takedown of hotel email follow-ups. The popular funnyman is not a fan of them, to say the least. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he said about them and why he is so opposed to those customer surveys.

Keeping customers happy and satisfied is a big component and a need for nearly every business. If those customers are unhappy with a company for any reason, they will likely go elsewhere next time, which is not good for any business. Not only will the business lose that customer, but how many other people will that person tell about their less-than-satisfactory experience?

It's for that reason that so many businesses follow up by text, phone or email to gauge customers’ experience on their latest visit. Businesses want to know where and how they fell short and how they can improve. This seems like a no-brainer when it comes to running a business. Keep customers happy while aiming to secure repeat business.

Well, it appears that not everyone is a fan of businesses following up. In a clip posted on social media, Greg mentioned that he absolutely despises follow-up email surveys from hotels. What he said about them, and why he doesn’t like them, will have you cracking up and likely reconsidering them the next time you receive one.

“And these survey questions, they’re very pointed,” he said. “It’s not, ‘How did you like the Holiday Inn?’ It’s ‘When you checked in, were you greeted by the front desk? ‘Did they offer you…’ Just ask me what you want to ask me. ‘Should we fire Carol?’ I see what’s going on here. You guys don’t have any managers on staff, so you want me to be a tattletale. You want me to tell on Carol.”

Later in the clip, he mentioned that those surveys do not respect your time and that they keep getting longer and longer, eating up more of it as they go. Soon enough, he says the survey will move to the essay portion, asking you to write a novel about your time at their hotel.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Josh Sneed Reveals the Hysterical Secrets of Elite People Watching

Josh Sneed has revealed the hysterical secrets of elite people watching. The funnyman enjoys watching and observing people, and would consider himself an exceptional, an elite people watcher. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Josh has learned and experienced during his people-watching adventures.

Human beings are interesting creatures. You might think you know how someone will respond and react in any given situation, but then they go and do something that completely throws you for a loop. Often, it leaves you baffled, wondering why they did this or that. But hey, that’s a human being for you.

If you’ve never done a fair share of people watching, you have to do it. There are a lot of unique people in this world, to say the least. You can never be sure what they will do, and odds are that you will not see anything too out there, but then you might. You never know.

Because he is a comedian, Josh is an observer of humanity. Comedians often spot the strange things we often overlook, and then, hilariously, comment on what they’ve witnessed out in the world. In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh shares what he has spotted as an avid, elite people-watcher.

In addition to detailing his adventures and what he has seen, he also shares some rules and tips for anyone looking to become a people watcher.

“I don’t know if you like to people watch,” he said. “But I’m a huge fan. It’s free, you know? You just sit there with someone you love and talk about the folks walking by for a couple hours. And Gatlinburg is prime pickings. I mean, get your camera ready, you’re going to see someone that you like enough to want to share them with others.”

Josh will have you laughing long after this clip ends.

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Greg Warren’s Hysterical Plea to Reese’s Management

Greg Warren’s hysterical plea to Reese’s management. The popular funnyman had an important, time-sensitive message he needed to get across to those who own and operate Reese’s: The Hershey Company. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear his message, which will have you laughing out loud and agreeing with him.

We should always be on the lookout for ways to improve and stretch ourselves. Most people have a massive fear of doing this, either because they believe they will fail or if they do fail, they fear what others will think of them. But cowering in the corner, afraid to fail, is no way to live life. How do we know what we are capable of doing until we try?

While all of this is true for individuals, for businesses, it’s usually best to go the other route. Businesses are always looking to improve what they do or make. They are constantly refining, looking for ways to cut waste and become more efficient. Basically, businesses do what they do and continue to do it as best as possible. Stepping outside that box and trying to do something else can be dangerous and expensive.

In a clip posted on social media, Greg was not happy with Reese and had something he wanted to get off his chest. He needed to let The Hershey Company know how he felt about their latest product.

“Some peanut butters just think they can jump in the game, like Reese’s. Remember when Reese’s all of a sudden said, ‘We’re a peanut butter,’ you know?’” he said. “I’m sure they were thinking, ‘Hey, we’re a candy bar with peanut butter with a main ingredient. How hard could it be to just peanut butter?’ Real hard, Reese’s, OK? We’re going to find out what it’s like to stand on your own. You don’t have chocolate to hide behind over here.”

Later in the clip, he got even more direct and straightforward.

“Be a candy,” he said. That’s what you are. Just be a candy! You don’t see Ring Pop trying to get in the jewelry business.”

1 Corinthians 10:31 “So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.”

This Comedian’s Story About a Confused Doctor is Pure Gold

This comedian’s story about a confused doctor is pure gold. The physician had no idea what the funnyman was talking about, and it’s hilarious. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear what happened when the doctor clearly didn't understand the joke.

Where would we be without doctors and the many other men and women who work in the medical field? That’s an extremely frightening scenario to consider. Of course, we’d be much worse off, and no doubt, have much shorter lifespans. Doctors are blessed with skills and knowledge that improve and extend their patients’ lives.

However, as great as we can all agree doctors are, they, likely everyone else, have things they could improve upon. It’s often said that doctors are aloof and struggle to connect with their patients. While this can and does help them remain objective and provide the best possible medical care, sometimes a patient needs someone to reassure them and explain hard-to-understand medical concepts and procedures in layperson’s terms. Also, don’t be so blunt and straightforward all the time.

In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Michael McIntyre recounted his hysterical interaction with a doctor who is obviously not the warm-and-fuzzy type.

The hilarious video begins with Michael mentioning that he had recently suffered several injuries – one to his shoulder and his knee. To repair his shoulder, Michael visited a doctor who fixed him up and made him as good as new.

For his knee issue, he entered the hospital, and to his surprise, he spotted the same doctor who had handled his shoulder. After his momentary shock at seeing the same doctor, the interaction between the doctor and Michael was hilarious. Michael, being a comedian, made a joke, and astonishingly, the doctor did not get it.

Instead, the doctor, according to Michael’s retelling, quickly became frustrated and annoyed. Sometimes, it helps to be able to take a joke.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

The Headache of Denial

It is easy to put on "spiritual glasses" and ignore the hard parts of life Real faith is not denial Sometimes, clarity hurts before it heals

Comedian Dustin Nickerson on How Donuts Prove God's Existence

Comedian Dustin Nickerson believes that donuts prove God’s existence. The popular funnyman will have you laughing hysterically as he uses the delicious, sweet breakfast food to demonstrate the presence of a Creator. Watch the short but hilarious clip that will have you laughing and change how you view donuts.  

As it has been said many times before, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. While I’m not always one to go along with popular opinion, I would have to agree that breakfast is of utmost importance. It basically fuels the rest of your day. Don’t eat breakfast, or at least ingest some form of nutrients? You’re probably going to be struggling until lunch, and maybe even beyond that meal.

Now, one of the big reasons why I’m such a proponent of breakfast is that it is the meal with the most delicious, mouth-watering foods, and it’s not even close. There is an assortment of breakfast cereals, pancakes, waffles, fruits, fruit juice, oatmeal, and a lot of other things I’m forgetting. However, we all know that when it comes to breakfast, the donut comes out on top, every time.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin makes the case that the delicious breakfast treat is proof that God is real and does exist. Needless to say, Dustin is a big fan of donuts.

“Donuts probably mean too much to me,” he said. “Like, they hit me on, like, a belief level. They’re more than pastry, they’re truth. Do you understand? I have them, I like, ‘Hallelujah, hallelujah. The tomb is empty, and the donut box is full, amen.’”

Later in the clip, Dustin mentioned that at one point, he used to work with an atheist and would regularly get into debates with this person about God’s existence. He would use the donut as a teaching aid to help bolster his argument.

“One day I went simple with him,” he added. “I brought donuts into work, and then I brought him into the breakroom. And I was like, ‘See, what more proof do you need? Is your postmodern enlightened mind going to tell me that Cheerios evolved into these donuts? I don’t think so.’”

1 Corinthians 10:31 “So, then if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.”

Mike Goodwin Gets Brutally Honest About His Son’s Athletic Ability

Mike Goodwin got brutally honest about his son’s athletic ability. The popular funnyman hilariously explained how he viewed his son’s athletic ability, or more accurately, the lack thereof. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear Mike discuss his son playing sports and the unusual way he watches his games.

Most children, while growing up, get involved in organized sports. For many, their parents put them in things such as t-ball and soccer leagues even before they start school. As every parent knows, those games are completely unwatchable. Typically, they are nothing more than little ones with next to no idea what they are doing, running around for an hour or so.

Even at that point, when those children are young, it’s easy to point out who has natural athletic ability and who does not. If your child is not one of those natural athletes, you typically don’t point it out; instead, you keep signing them up for games and taking them back and forth to practices and games, especially if they enjoy playing.

But, at some point, you understand that their playing days will end. In a hilarious clip posted on YouTube, Mike can already see the end of the road for his son when it comes to sports. He predicts that his son’s time playing sports will end sooner rather than later.

“My son is at the point in his athletic career, it’s ending,” he said. “It’s over. It’s over because, because he’s at the point where if we can’t pay for him to be on the team, he can’t be on the team. If he got to make the team, he won’t make the team.”

Later in the clip, Mike mentioned that watching his son’s games is a painful experience, and he even has a specific position he uses to watch them.

“They won the other night,” he said. “The score was 14 to 17. They played for 28 minutes. It’s bad. It’s bad, man.”

2 Timothy 2:5 “And if a man takes part in a competition, he does not get the crown if he has not kept the rules.”

These Hysterical, Spot-On Tim Hawkins Song Parodies Will Have You Cracking Up

These hysterical and spot-on Tim Hawkins song parodies will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has come up with several genuinely catchy, creative and funny parodies throughout his career. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear some of the best song parodies that Tim has written.

Comedy takes many different forms. Of course, that’s because everyone has different tastes and senses of humor. What you think is hysterical is likely not to be the same thing I find laugh-out-loud funny. But that’s ok, right? We’re all individuals with different likes, dislikes, tastes, and preferences.

Because there are so many different senses of humor, there are just as many kinds of comedy, which is sure to make you giggle and crack a smile.  If you haven’t found a type of humor that appeals to you, one that you particularly enjoy, you probably have searched long or wide enough.

Now, one of the most popular forms of comedy, sure to cause many people to burst into hysterics, is the always-popular song parody. Many would credit Weird Al Yankovic with bringing the song parody to many people’s attention. But in a clip posted on YouTube, Tim shows he has quite the gift for taking and altering the lyrics of well-known, beloved songs into something that will have you doubled over with laughter.

The clip begins with Tim pointing out that one of his parodies came about as a way to reach and communicate with his children. He found that they were ignoring them, so he got down on their level, taking a song they likely knew and changing the lyrics slightly.

For nearly every tune in the video, you will more than likely recognize the music Tim plays, but the words he sings will be very unfamiliar, yet will still cause you to burst out laughing.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

John Crist’s Hilarious Litmus Test for a True Southern State

John Crist has a straightforward and hilarious litmus test for what makes a Southern state. The popular funnyman believes this is a huge, colossal determining factor in deciding which states make up the South, and he might just be right. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to listen to John explain how and why his test is so helpful when settling on what states comprise the southern region of the United States of America.

The United States is a massive, expansive country. It’s a place full of wonderful, diverse cultures, eye-popping landscapes and scenery and delicious, scrumptious foods and drinks. Given all that the United States has to offer and experience, it’s clear that the Lord has incredibly blessed this country.

Do any traveling throughout the country, and you’ll soon find that each region – the Northeast, the Midwest, the Southwest, the Northwest, the West Coast and the South – is special and unique in its own way. One of the most obvious ways in which those regions differ from one another is that each specializes in a particular type of food and/or drink, or at least has something they are known for.

In a clip posted on YouTube, John states that a beloved drink found throughout the South can help determine which states actually qualify as part of that region. He adds that it’s whether you can order sweet tea, and then how that order is received, that will decide whether you are in a Southern state or not.

“Let me tell you where the South is, Ok,” he said. “As soon as you’re not able to order a sweet tea at a restaurant, that’s the end of the South, Ok?”

Later in the clip, John mentioned what happened to him when he asked for a glass of sweet tea at a Pennsylvania restaurant.

“They looked at me like I fought in the Confederate Army,” he added. “Ok, and some of you guys will be like, ‘Well, what about some of these big cities in the South? You can’t order a sweet tea down there.’ Yeah, because they’ve been co-opted. They’re under the occupation of the North.”

1 Corinthians 10:31 “So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.”

Comedian’s Hysterical Review of the Newest Little Debbie Products

A comedian gave his hysterical review of some of the newest Little Debbie products. The funnyman, Matt Mitchell, takes on the latest items from the popular sweet-treat maker, leaving you doubled over with laughter. Watch the short, but hilarious clip to hear what Matt had to say about each of them.

Most companies are constantly improving and advancing in one way or another. That’s kind of the name of the game. Businesses that aren’t getting better, cutting costs, looking for ways to become more efficient or expanding and improving their product line will not last. Those businesses and companies that don't respond to market demands won’t survive, causing customers to move on to someone who does.

Of course, that is true of all businesses, including the makers of delicious, mouthwatering treats that we all love, such as Little Debbie. If you’ve got a sweet tooth and find yourself strolling down the candy aisle with any regularity, you’ll quickly notice that there is a lot of innovation happening in the world of sweets. Those tasty, cavity-inducing treats are being rolled out constantly. Even Little Debbie has released some startling new products.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Matt, like most people, is shocked to learn that Little Debbie now apparently makes what he calls peanut butter – Honey Bun, Nutty Buddy and Oatmeal Cream Pie. While he calls them peanut butter, they are more than likely simply sandwich spread. Those new Little Debbie products are sure to be a shock to the taste buds, as that is what Matt expressed when he tried each one.

As is the case with nearly every other taste test, some of them are winners and others are not. However, what sets this hysterical video apart from many others is the hilarious way in which Matt grades them. His scale, and the scores he assigns each one of the new Little Debbie products, will have you laughing long after the clip comes to an end.

1 Corinthians 10:31 “So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.”

Steve Martin and Betty White Struggle to Keep a Straight Face in Carol Burnett Show Skit

Steve Martin and Betty White struggled to keep a straight face in this Carol Burnett Show skit. The two comedic legends faced quite a challenge, as both worked to avoid breaking character. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Betty and Steve both nearly burst out laughing during this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show.

As has been said before, comedy is much more difficult than drama. While that may be a tired, old saying at this point, that doesn’t make it any less accurate. Everyone’s sense of humor is different. What causes this guy to burst into uncontrollable laughter spontaneously will likely not be the same for the next person.

So, sustaining a comedy career, especially over the course of decades, requires genuine talent. The Carol Burnett Show had that in truckloads. Its cast was legendary, with a level of talent unlikely to be replicated. Not only were the show’s regular cast hysterically funny, but so were the program’s guest stars, who would appear from time to time.

In a deliriously funny clip posted on YouTube, one of the many classic Carol Burnett Show skits features Betty White and Steve Martin. If that wasn’t enough legendary comedic talent for you, Tim Conway also makes an appearance in the video.

The clip begins with the camera focused on a stairwell as the lights dim and odd-sounding music starts. Steve and Betty, both gazing at the flight of stairs, are obviously worried about the strange event unfolding before them. It quickly becomes clear that an alien life form, played by Tim Conway, will be making its way down the stairs.

After Tim makes it down the stairs, Steve has a massive grin on his face. He is just about to break character, but somehow manages to keep it together.

Betty, as she so often did during her career, delivered a line that had everyone laughing. He mentions how Tim, dressed like a being from another planet, resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Why Greg Warren Has Stopped Taking Your Barbecue Advice

Greg Warren has completely stopped taking your barbecue advice. The popular funnyman refuses to listen to anyone whenever it comes to barbecue, and he hilariously explained why that is now his default move. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about Greg’s love of barbecue and also why he does not care what you and I have to say about it.

The world might be hyper-polarized and extremely divisive on, well, just about everything. Reaching a consensus on even the most insignificant and mundane subject is nearly impossible today. Even if 99 out of 100 people agree on something, there will always be one person who, for whatever reason, feels differently and absolutely refuses to budge. Forget asking that person to compromise even a little bit, because it’s not going to happen.

Even though that is the current state of our world, we will always have barbecue. Everybody loves barbecue. How could there ever be disagreements about barbecue? Well, that’s true unless you count all the many different ways that it’s prepared throughout the United States, which lovers of a particular style of barbecue will defend to the death. See, we can’t even agree on barbecue.

Anyway, Greg, like most of the population, loves barbecue. In fact, in a clip posted on social media, he mentioned that whenever he’s out on tour, he tries to have barbecue at least once a week. However, just don’t try to tell him where to go to get some good barbecue; you’ll just be wasting your breath.

“And before you start, I’m not going to listen to you,” he said. “Like, I just, I don’t ask locals anymore because they don’t want you to go somewhere close. Like, it’s never, ‘Hey, man, I saw this place, it was right by my hotel.’”

Later in the hilarious video, he added how locals always want to send you on some wild expedition that will send you out into the middle of nowhere.

1 Corinthians 10:31 “So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.”

Comedian Jeff Allen Reveals How He Preps for This Portion of the Driving Test

Comedian Jeff Allen has revealed how he prepares for this portion of the driving test. The funnyman has a fail-proof system for preparing for a specific section of the test to renew his driver’s license. Watch the short but hysterical video to hear the unusual way Jeff stays sharp.

Driving is a privilege and not a right. That’s a phrase that most people, even if they aren’t drivers, know well. While driving is not guaranteed to every citizen, there are still plenty of people on the road who should have their driving privileges revoked. If you’re being totally honest, you can probably think of a handful of people pretty easily who should not be operating a motor vehicle.

As humans age, they begin to lose a step, both physically and mentally. It happens to everyone and is a natural part of life. Your hearing, sight and those reflexes aren’t what they used to be. Additionally, the memory starts to fade and begins failing, unable to do what it used to in our younger years. Jeff knows all too well about the aging process, especially about how memory fails.

Understanding that he needed to successfully pass a cognitive test in Tennessee, where he lives, to keep his driver’s license, Jeff started an odd training regimen. In a hysterical YouTube video, he goes into detail about what he does and how his wife even lends him a hand.

His training involves going to the grocery store to retrieve a handful of items his wife asked him to get. Once at the store, Jeff challenges himself. He does not reach out to his wife to confirm what he was initially sent to the store to purchase.

“I won’t call her,” he said. “I won’t text her. I’m bringing home those three things. Sometimes I come home with 20 things, hoping the three things are in there. We have a lot of butter in our house. A lot of butter. Matter of fact, you have dinner with us, we give you a stick for the ride home.”

2 Corinthians 4:16 “For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.”

Nate Bargatze on Why Firstborn Children Have It The Worst

Nate Bargatze explained why he believes firstborn children have it the worst. The popular funnyman has a theory about why children born first in their family have a rough go of it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nate’s theory on firstborn children.

Does the order in which you were born have a significant impact on your life? A lot of people would say yes, while just as many are likely to say no, that your choices and decisions have a much greater impact on your life than anything else. This topic has been debated for a while now, with no one able to provide a firm, definitive answer.

As you’ve probably heard a time or two before, middle children, as it’s been said, are treated the worst by their parents. Some believe that middle children are most neglected and overlooked by their parents, which can lead to jealousy and self-esteem issues. Middle child syndrome describes this precise situation and treatment. Well, as it turns out, Nate does not subscribe to that view.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explained why he believes it’s actually the oldest child who gets the worst of everything. Also, it should be noted that Nate is the oldest of his siblings.

“We have to stick together,” he said. “We have it the hardest of all the children. We show up; our parents are not ready for us to be there. They don’t have any money. You basically get there, you’re like, ‘I don’t think I should even be here yet.’ But they want you to get a job and start helping out.”

He later explained how it’s the youngest child in the family who has everything given to them.
“The youngest, you show up, your parents are trillionaires,” he said. “You live in homes the oldest never even saw. It’s like, ‘What’s an upstairs? I mean, that’s like a home on top of a home!’”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Jim Gaffigan on the Headaches of Controlling The Remote Will Crack You Up

Jim Gaffigan on the headaches of controlling the remote will crack you up. The popular funnyman will have you doubled over with laughter as he details the struggles that come with having the remote in your possession. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear Jim describe what often happens when you have the remote control.

The person who has the remote control has all the power. It doesn’t matter if that individual is a young child or a senior citizen; that person, regardless of age or stage in life, is calling the shots.  With a few quick taps of the finger, they decide what everyone else in the room is watching. They have the ultimate say, at least for the time being, over the entertainment selection.

Now, you would think most people would relish that situation. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, right? If others don’t like what you’ve settled on, well, tough. But, as we’ve all heard many times, with great power comes great responsibility, or headaches. Having the remote control in one’s possession is a high-pressure situation. The person with the remote has opened themselves up to a world of criticism for various reasons.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Jim describes this very real, high-pressure situation that is possessing the remote control.

“Being in control of the remote control is a no-win situation, anyway,” he said. “The person you’re watching with is never satisfied.”

He goes on to give hilarious, spot-on examples of the criticism and harsh feedback someone is likely to receive.

“They’re like, ‘Turn it up! I can’t hear it,’” he said. “Then you turn it up, and the commercial comes on. ‘Turn it down! What’s wrong with your hearing?’ I’m always in trouble when we watch television.”

If you are going to handle the remote control, just be aware that someone will likely not be happy and will be more than glad to let you know where and how you’ve failed.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

John Crist's Hysterical Baptism Conversation with Audience Member

John Crist had a hysterical conversation about baptism with an audience member. The unexpected moment between the popular comedian and the woman in the audience will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what was said about baptism that will have you laughing long after the clip ends.

Baptism is a sacred sacrament. It’s a practice, an outward display of what has already happened on the inside. It signifies that the person undergoing baptism has accepted Christ into their heart and life, has turned away from their old ways and is now fully committed to following Him. Of course, it’s a big step in everyone’s faith journey and their walk with Christ.

Baptism was important enough that even Jesus Christ underwent baptism. The first book of the New Testament, Matthew, records this event. Jesus asked his cousin, John the Baptist, to baptize Him in the Sea of Galilee. Of course, as we all know, John initially balked at Christ’s invitation, believing himself unworthy to do so, but he eventually relented and baptized Jesus.

In a clip posted on YouTube, John, during one of his shows, mentioned that he had a question about this important, sacred sacrament. He asked a woman sitting near the front of the stage how old she was when she was baptized. What followed was a hysterical moment that likely no one saw coming.

The woman admitted that, having grown up Catholic, she was baptized as a very young child. However, she confessed that she has since become a Christian. Of course, that comment is likely to ruffle the feathers of many Catholics, because, you know, they are Christians, too.
However, that was not the funniest part of the exchange. Eventually, the woman’s husband got involved, and John offered them a little advice.

“Hye, listen, when you get up to the gate, work this story out, OK?” he said. “This is bad. There’s a long line of people, ‘I don’t know what happened, OK. My dad took me there, but, like, I was Catholic.’ Work it out. It’s got to me more. It’s got to be a faster story.”

Matthew 28:19 “Go then, and make disciples of all the nations, giving them baptism in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.”

Greg Warren's Family Stories Will Have You Cracking Up

Greg Warren’s family stories will have you cracking up. The comedian recalls some pretty hysterical experiences and situations involving his family. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Greg has to say about his family, which will have you doubled over in laughter and gasping for air.  

Family members, as the old saying goes, cannot be picked. Sure, those considered friends can and most certainly be and are selected, but when it comes to family, we have no choice. They are given to us. We have no say in the matter.

Sometimes that works in our favor, and other times it does not. We all have someone in mind, but, of course, it’s best if we don’t say that name or names out loud. That’s one of those instances in which it’s better to leave things unsaid. No reason to hurt someone’s feelings, right?

Anyway, in a clip posted on YouTube, Greg shared some wildly interesting conversations he’s had with family members. He also talked about the strange things his family members do. Who knows, some of what he shares will be completely relatable, and you’ll be able to empathize with Greg’s situation.

The video begins with Greg noting that his elderly uncle has an odd and deliriously funny way of ordering at restaurants. If nothing else, it appears that Greg’s uncle knows what he likes and will not be stepping outside of his comfort zone.

“My uncle’s old,” Greg said. “I took him to eat. You go to the restaurant, get the menu. You know how, when you get the menu, at the top of every page, there’s a heading, tells you what’s on that page? He orders the heading. ‘I’ll have the steak and pork.’”

Later in the clip, Gregg added that his uncle will also order “assorted beverages” to drink.
Greg said that his father, who is also getting up in age, has an odd hobby, and he enjoys telling others about one of his favorite pastimes.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Why Mike Goodwin and His Son Play Video Games In Different Rooms

Mike Goodwin explained why he and his son have to play video games in different rooms. The funnyman shared that, even though they play a game together, they still have to be separated. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the unexpected reason for the distance between them.

As all parents know all too well, children do not stay little for long. Blink, and your toddler is starting school. Do it again, and they are graduating from high school and pulling out of your driveway, about to set off on their way to college. One more time, and they are getting married and starting a family of their own.

Of course, the point is that those moments and the memories we make with our children are precious. Once that time, those moments are gone, they are gone forever. At some point, likely sooner than we anticipate, we’ll look back on those times and wish we could relive them all over again. Spend as much time as possible with your children. You will not regret it.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike mentioned that he and his son enjoy playing video games together. However, he adds that, while he is not particularly good at it, the controllers have changed dramatically since he was a kid. When he was a kid, there were only two buttons, and now, as he hysterically added, there are 45 buttons.

So, this one time, he and his son were playing, and he was down a couple of points, but he was doing all he could to even the score. But then something happened that changed the entire situation. An unexpected move from his son gave him an unfair advantage.

“My son takes off his sock, and I’m like, ‘Aah! Aah! What’s that smell, man?’” he said. ‘Hey, man!’ Now, my eyes are watering.”

He was unable to finish the rest of the game at 100 percent. The odor was entirely too much for him.

Now, Mike says that whenever they play games together, they cannot be in the same room.

Proverbs 22:6 “If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.”

Comedian Explains Why Several Biblical Figures Might Have Been Latino

A comedian explained why several popular biblical figures might have been Latino. The funnyman, Dennis Gaxiola, shared his reasoning for coming to this conclusion on the race and ethnicity of a handful of prominent people from the Bible. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Dennis believes some people in the Bible might have been Latino.

We live in an incredibly divisive and polarizing time. It’s gotten to the point where coming together, getting near universal agreement on anything, even the most mundane and meaningless thing, is impossible. People have different opinions and viewpoints, and that’s completely fine. But it’s gotten to the point where people constantly lash out at one another with an overwhelming amount of hatred and hostility, simply for seeing a topic or subject differently.

We don’t have to and really shouldn’t take everything so seriously. As the old saying goes, we’re not going to get out of this life alive. Every thought or opinion expressed that differs from how we feel and think shouldn’t be taken as a personal attack.

Now, race is a hot-button, hotly debated issue, and it likely always will be. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dennis found a way to bring some laughter to the topic while also incorporating the Bible.

“Come on, He named his Son Jesús,” Dennis said. “That one’s in the book. He didn’t name Him Jeffrey. He didn’t name Him Jamil. He named Him Jesús.”

He added that the Bible is full of Latino characters, but it’s not always clear.

“Oh, there’s a lot of Latinos in the Bible,” he said. They don’t teach this most Sundays. You got to read between the lines. Moses was very Mexican. Come on, who else gets a bunch of people across the river to the Promised Land? That’s my people.”

Later in the clip, he explained why he believes David, the shepherd boy and later King of Israel, may also have been Latino.

“King David, Mexican,” he said. “Only a five-foot Mexican could look at a nine-foot giant, and go, ‘I can take him.’”

He also said why he has a sneaking suspicion that Abraham might have been a Mexican.

However, Noah, Dennis says, was not a Mexican, and his reasoning will have you doubled over in laughter.

Galatians 3:28 “There is no Jew or Greek, servant or free, male or female: because you are all one in Jesus Christ.”

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